"It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen."
"Adventure Is Out There!"
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
Some horror films I’m looking forward to!
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)
But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted
"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."
HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!
there are animals called dikdiks
no pronounced xylophone
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
"I told you to cut his hair, George! Your mother will be here any minute!""I did, Angie, four times. He just keeps growing it back!"
-Fred Weasley II looks innocently on, his mop of hair still in place
DIES FROM THE CUTE
okay okay no more reblogging from this for a while.
but wait! Angie is Fred’s girl, George liked some muggle downtown.
….what are you talking about?
Dramatic Stainless Steel Wire Fairies by Robin Wight
It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol.
calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.